You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: --------------------------------- 1....
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I think we must make love on the front law...
The front read
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Lines by women: -- Please may I rest my head on your shoulder?
-- Do you know how to use this? [a vibrator] -- How about a night of passion in Doncaster?...
He: "What was that?" She: "What was what?" He: "That sound.
She: "I didn't hear anything." He: "It was the sound of my heart breaking....
There's always Harlan Ellison's great failure: Q
Wha'dya say to a little fuck? A: Go away, little fuck....
How about the best response to an unwanted pickup? Ma
So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....