There were 3 guys, an Australian, a German and an Englishman.
All guys were discussing their cars etc. The German says "I have a jaguar, and i call it 'pussy' cause it pers like a cat....
Yet another Mary joke, Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was very red And that was because It had a pick axe through its head.
A guy walks into a pub with a pig under his arm, and this pig has a wooden leg.
The guy orders a beer for himself, and a dish of water for the pig....
This guy had a costume party one night. The theme was to dress up as an emotion.
On the night... To a woman dressed all in red....
Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT A. FUCK HER!!!! Q.
How do Irich men get their wives pregnant ??? A. And you thought the Irish were dumb !...
A sheep grazier has hired some aboriginal farm hands to help him on the property, one of whom's wife is pregnant.
.. This aboriginal lady gives birth to a white child so the father approaches the prope...
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PREGNANT AUSTRALIAN? A. A DOPE CARRIER.
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
I had a friend give a card that on the front: 1 2 3 4 Pick a number and then on the back of the card it read
Sex maniacs always pick 3 you...