Seen In A Laboratory At The Department Of Computer Science In Lyngby, Denmark
Seen in a laboratory at the Department of Computer Science in Lyngby, Denmark:
Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink.
For the sake of your safety, DRINK ALCOHOL!
Long Haired Nick
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
Did you know that 4 out of 10 accidents are caused by drunk drivers?
Therefore you have less chance of getting into an accident if you're driving drunk then if driving sober....
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