How Can I Ever Thank You?" Gushed A Woman To Clarence Darrow, After He Had Solved Her Legal Troubles.

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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he
had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented
money there has been only one answer to that question."