It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married...
Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
The waiter approaches. Waitor: "How's your meat?...
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance....
Q: Why did the couple stop after three children? A
Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese....
Q: What's a definition of an orgy? A: A party where everyone comes.
I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight.
..Two taxicabs collided and 30 scotsmen were killed......
Man A: So how was your honeymoon? Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up, I forgot and said to my wife "You are wonderful, here is $
100". Man A: It is not tha...
Wife: (Seriously ill) Before I die, I want to tell you the truth.
You know our 6 children ... the youngest son, he ....
Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that glorious black eye, me lad?
Sean O'Malley shook his head and replied, "'Tis the damndest thing....
Hello, Pan American Airlines?" said Big Mick Lonegan.
Could ye be tellin' me how long it takes to fly from Boston to Dublin?...