Medical Terminology for the Layma
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled
Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick....
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implo...
A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity....
A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked.
The sausage says ``It's hot in here, isn't it!'', and the bacon replies ``Wow!...
Q: Why is it good to have Alzheimer's Disease? A: You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
A guy walks into a bar and sits down on the barstool.
"Hey, barthendther, gifth me a beeer." The bartender walks over with a tall cool one, "Here'sth your beeer....
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar. Cucumbe
Gee, how come you look so red? Tomato: I saw the salad dressing....
Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies? A: A bird.
Q: What's black, has four legs and flies? A: Two pairs of trousers....