Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex
1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!...
Classic riddles: Scene: A man is found dead in a locked room in a puddle of water.
Answer: The poor guy died of starvation; the room was locked, right?...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test 7: The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
This means (a) one of the tail lights is broken; you should blow yo...
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collap...
Save a tree: Eat a beaver.
What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out wet, pink and soft? Chewing gum.
I used to have a shirt just like that..." &l
pause for effusive thanks> "... then I got a job....
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Seen on a birthday card: Outside: Forget about the past, You can't change it.
Forget about the future, You can't predict it....
There's an apple on a lawn and a worm sitting right beside it.
The worm is rather interested in the apple is about to start eating....