Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are incl...
Q: How do you blind a Chinese person? A: Put a windshield in front of him.
A businessman called home, at noon one day, but the maid answered.
When the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid replied, "She's upstairs in the bedroom entertaining her boyfriend"....
There were two young brothers talking in their backyard waiting for their mother to make them lunch.
One is four the other is three. 4: "I'm getting pretty old now, I think I can start cussing....
During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the othe
"I've never come this way before." Other says: "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles....
A whole bunch of guys are hanging out in their usual bar after work one day when this very attractive woman walks in and sits down right in the midst of them.
After about two minutes of amazed look...
A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka wi...
The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....