Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?...
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest....
Two dogs had chased a third dog for hours in the hot sun.
Dog 1: Ain't this a bitch? Dog 2: It sure as hell better be!...
Jimmy Swaggart telephoned Jim de Bakker. Swagga
I have a theological question: Can a prostitute be saved?...
NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
Four Polacks were in an alley shooting drugs, and using the same needle.
A guy walked by on the street and yelled, "You idiots!...
One day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country.
Two Texans are standing on a bridge bragging about their manliness, when they decide to piss into the river below.
After commencing, they continue bragging: Texan 1: "The water's cold." Tex...
News release: Abortions are becoming so popular in Poland that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
Polish experts predict that at this rate there will soon be a one year wait to ge...
A Polish statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
Later he finds that the probability of there being two bombs on a...