Six Phases of a Projec
An American is visiting in France for several weeks.
As his stay nears an end, he is sitting around with three of his new-found French friends, just generally shooting the breeze....
One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....
Three women are being interviewed for the same secretarial job.
The final question of each interview is, "If you were accidentally overpaid $...
An American, a Frenchman, and a Polack are lined up in front of a firing squad awaiting execution.
The American is first. He points behind the firing squad and shouts, "FLOOD!...
An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We're having some touble with our sex life.
Could you watch and offer some suggestions?" The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex theripist....
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.
When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained....