What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Lada? A scrap dealer.
What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...
What is 200 metres long and eats cabbage? A Polish meat queue.
Two Polish peasants are loitering by the side of the road one day when a tourist pulls up in his car.
He winds down the window and asks: "Do you speak English?". The peasants both shrug their should...
English Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here? Cornish Farme
Aye. English Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it? Cornish Farme...
An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough.
In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece...
A man walks into a pub with a giraffe on a lead. "I'll have a pint of guiness" says the man "and ten pints for the giraffe".
The man then starts to down his pint in one go. The giraffe seeing thi...
There are two kinds of persons: The one that divide all people in two parts, and then the other that don't.
Seen in U.S.S.R: "The last person to leave the country is asked to turn the ligths off".