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He: "Your birthday is coming up, so i'd like some idea of what you'd like for your birthday.
She: "I want a divorce!" Pause. He: "I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much....
Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof? A skip.
A LADA on a highway is suddenly stopping. Closely behind is there a JAGUAR, which crashes on it.
And behind, a ROLLS-ROYCE, which crashes on the JAGUAR....
What is the difference between LADA and AIDS? You can still palm AIDS off to someone else.
How can you double the worth of a LADA ? By filling its gasoline tank.
Why is a LADA so handy during the Finnish winter ? You don't need safety belts - you freeze tightly to the seat.
Why do they give away free TVs with Ladas? So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.
What is the smallest part in LADA ? The owners brain.