A Woman Got On A Bus Holding A Baby. The Busdriver Said

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
asked her what was wrong.

"The busdriver insulted me" she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and
give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."