From The San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted From Memory)

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(From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory):)

Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you
think you would be up to the job?

Dan Quayle: If such an unfortunate thing were to happen, yes, I believe I
would be.