God Did Not Create The World In Seven Days. He Partied For Six And Then Pulled An All-nighter.
God did not create the world in seven days.
He partied for six and then pulled an all-nighter.
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria.
One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his che...
THE CREATION: In the beginning there was the computer.
And God said %>Let there be light! #Enter user id....
Dumb Men Jokes 1. Grow your own dope- Plant a man 2.
Why are all blond jokes one liners? So men can understand them....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
IN THE BEGINNING... God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.
On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was....
Geek Theology 101 Geek Theology 101 In the beginning, God created the bit.
And the bit was a zero. On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was....
Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.