H A P P I N E S S C H A I N
This chain is intended for tired, overwhelmed and exhausted husbands.
There is no need to send money. Mail five copies of this to five
friends of yours you have absolute confidence on.
Next, make a parcel with your wife in it and send it to the first one on
the list, placing your very name after the last place. You will be sent
15.625 women. Some of them could be interesting or, at least, different
>from your own. Do not cut this chain. A husband did, and he got his wife
back. A friend of mine has already got 18 women.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...