There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer
who had never been to Amsterdam before.
The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the
old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and
other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it. The
old man was a bit nervous but tried not to show it trying to fit
in the capital's life. Then the driver shouted "There! An old lady!" and
hit the gas. The car rushed toward the old lady. At the last second
the driver turned so he would not kill the old lady, but at this
instant he heard "BUNK". He turned his head to see the old man with
a big smile "I got her using the door."