Housewife: A Gadget You Screw On The Bed.
Housewife: a gadget you screw on the bed.
Q: What's the definition of a wife? A: An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house.
I'm no housewife, try Domestic Engineer!
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?
The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant say...
Don't let the Tute Screw YOU!
What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.