What Do You Call A LADA With Twin Exhausts ? A Wheelbarrow.
What do you call a LADA with twin exhausts ?
What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof? A skip.
What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.
Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Lada? A scrap dealer.
What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...
Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a lada before, ask...