A Man Walks Into A Pub With A Giraffe On A Lead.

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A man walks into a pub with a giraffe on a lead. "I'll have a pint of guiness"
says the man "and ten pints for the giraffe". The man then starts to down his
pint in one go. The giraffe seeing this starts banging down the ten pints like
there was no tomorrow. The race is on, the man gets half way down and the
Giraffes only on number four, Then with an amazing burst of speed the giraffe
just manages to scrape ahead.But on pint number ten the giraffe gets half way
then collapses dead on the bar. The man promptly finishes his pint and starts
to leave.
"Hey," says the barman "you can't leave that lyin' there!!"
Says the man: "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."