An English Tourist Is On Holiday In A Cornish Village When He Spots What Is Obviously The Village Idiot Sitting Next To The Horse Trough.

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An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is
obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand is
an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in
the water. The tourist decides to humour the fellow and asks: "Have you
caught anything yet?" The village idiot looks up and studies the stranger,
before saying: "Aye, you be the seventh today."