What Is The Smallest Part In LADA ? The Owners Brain.
What is the smallest part in LADA ?
The owners brain.
What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a lada before, ask...
What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof? A skip.
What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.
What do you call a LADA with twin exhausts ? A wheelbarrow.
Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...