How Can You Double The Worth Of A LADA ? By Filling Its Gasoline Tank.
How can you double the worth of a LADA ?
By filling its gasoline tank.
Q: How do you double the price of a yugo? A: Fill up the gas tank.
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!...
If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
What is the difference between LADA and AIDS? You can still palm AIDS off to someone else.
Q: What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witnesses and a Lada?
A: You can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses....
Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......
A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very lonely countryside.
The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left....
What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...
Q:" How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....