The Aging Head Of A Secluded Monastary Decides He Will Take A Walk Into The Nearby Town For The First Time In 30 Years.

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The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the
nearby town for the first time in 30 years. As he's walking down the street
he passes a hooker on a corner who says "Hey twenty dollars for a quicky".
Confused, he walks past another corner and another hooker says "Hey padre,
twenty dollars for a quicky". He has no idea whats going on, so he returns to
the monastary and calls the Mother Superior to his office and asks her "Whats
a quicky?" She replies "Twenty dollars, same as in town".