Q: Why Won't Florence Griffiths' Husband Have Sex With Her?
Q: Why won't Florence Griffiths' husband have sex with her?
A: Because, every time she comes first, she wants a gold medal.
A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes and dislikes....
Q. Why did Bill get into this problem? A. He didn't know that harass was one word.
Q. Clinton Presidential Anthem A. Kneel to the Chief Q....
A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it.
The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick....
There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents, Till a Spanish grandee, Got her off with his knee, And she burned all her works with abhorrence.
Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Rub the lamp A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!...
kin graft There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...