Q: Why Was Jesus NOT Born In Poland? A: God Couldn't Find 3 Wise Men!
Q: Why was Jesus NOT born in Poland?
A: God couldn't find 3 wise men!
Yrneh Etac VIII - Bad address --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets....
Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
.. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland? A: Because that's the national bird.
Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.
Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
Q: Why aren't there any ice cubes in Poland? A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Wise men still seek him.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade