Man A: So How Was Your Honeymoon? Man B: Very Good Until The Morning After Waking Up, I Forgot And Said To My Wife "You Are Wonderful, Here Is $
Man A: So how was your honeymoon?
Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up, I forgot and said
to my wife "You are wonderful, here is $100".
Man A: It is not that bad, she might not know that you thought her as
Man B: I know, but my wife then gave me back $50 and said "Here is your
A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
PICK-UP REBUTTALS 1) Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
Diary of a Snow Shoveler: December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow.
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...