I Saw A Horrible Accident On The Way To The Club Tonight.
"I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight...Two taxicabs
collided and 30 scotsmen were killed..."
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Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less on insurance or accident forms.
The following quotes were taken >From those forms and were eventually published in the Toronto Sun Paper....
The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
Such instances of faulty writ- ing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining ....
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest words.
These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining....
Humor, pedestrian and otherwise Confused by traffic accidents?
The following are excerpts from a Toronto insurance company's records of drivers' descriptions of their experience...
Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar, but if they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three....
Unknown A man's regular partner at the golf club didn't show, so he was walking around looking for a substitute partner for the day's game.
One of the caddies told him that there was an elderly gentleman who just happened to be in the same situation....
Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp.
Sci. teacher senior year of high school. We started this joke by getting into heated arguments for a week before the actual event and of course everything was building up a big head of steam....