There Was A Cannibal Walking Through The Jungle And He Came Upon A Restaurant Opened By A Fellow Cannibal.
There was a cannibal walking through the jungle and he came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked
over the menu
Broiled Missionary $25.00
Fried Explorer $35.00
Baked Politician $100.00
The customer called the cook over and asked "why such a price difference
for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
WISCONSIN-ISMS A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads....
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password....
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
Q: "Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the cannibal.
A: "No" replied the chief, "He's a friar....
Hunting Schedule 1:00 am Alarm clock rings 2:00 am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed 2
30 am Throw everything except the kitchen sink into the pick-up 3...
Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...