In The Beginning Was The Plan. And Then Came The Assumptions.
In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying:
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said:
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying:
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another:
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him:
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the
company, with powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is how Shit happens.
How it happens... In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance....
The Plan In the beginning was THE PLAN and then came the assumptions, and the assumptions were without form, and THE PLAN was completely without substance
and the darkness was upon the face of the employees, and they spoke amongst themselves saying...
GENESIS ======= In the Beginning the Project Manager created the Programming Staff.
The Programming Staff was without form and structure....
The Chief Executive Officer determined that certain policies must be changed.
So he decreed new rules. The workers saw the rules and said to the supervisor, "It is a crock of shit and it stinketh beyond tolerence....
POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING What he says.
...........................What he means ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "My fellow citizens"....
A Bible Story.com An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says .
. . And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot....
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