Q: What's The Definition Of Australian Foreplay? A: "Are You Awake Sheila?
Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay?
A: "Are you awake Sheila?"
What is biker foreplay? "You awake, bitch?
What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake?
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PREGNANT AUSTRALIAN? A. A DOPE CARRIER.
Q: What's the definition of a wife? A: An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade
Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.