Iraq

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What is the new Iraqi SECRET WEAPON? The STEALTH CAMEL.
Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
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What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
- They both look out their window and see Rubble....
What does Iraq stand for? - Iraqis Really Are Queer!!
How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
.... - None. They aren't allowed to turn on the lights anyway.......
What do you get when you put 36 Iraqi women in the same room. - A full set of teeth.
Abdul and the sand rats have just cut a CD single for the troops.
- Bomb, Bomb, Bomb .....
What do the U.S. soldiers in the Middle East amd home-made Italian ice cream have in common?
--They both require Iraq assault....
What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish ?
- One smells and has whiskers and the other lives on the bottom of the Mississippi River....
For the duration of this war may I make a small suggestion?
Henceforth ALL ethnic jokes shall have Iraqi substituted for Mexican, Jew, black, Irishman, etc....

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