Blonde Jokes Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coa...
Signs Your Team is Not Going To Win The NCAA Championship 10.
Power forward was featured on Ricki Lake's "Too Fat to Love?...
Need a little UNIX help? Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?
UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Customer: No, what i...
Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
"The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
Dear God A little boy needed $100.00 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it.
He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up....
ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines.
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out....
A trip to Italy A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut.
As he snips away, Joe asks "What's up?" The man proceeds to explain he's taking a vacation to Rome....
The Blonde at the Soda Machine There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her pu...
Age is a Funny Thing Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in f...