I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....
Square sun, square moon, square screen.
!elyauQ naD yb dekcatta neeb ev`I !pleH !pleH
During the long boring cycle of life, you only have 2 things to worry about.
You have to worry about being well, or being sick....
What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!...
What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Za Za Gabor?
One's a Busy Ditch and the others a .........
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
"Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...