What's cheaper Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts? Well... Beer Nuts are about $
2.30 a can and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.......
Gilligan's Island is a documentary.
Can you believe it??? George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already they have his wife's picture on the dollar bill!
This line will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, a...
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm....
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner.
When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station....
quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
" "I can't believe that," Charlie said. "Certainly if I get on top...