CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance....
An elderly man walked into the church and took a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day to an eighteen-year-old girl....
quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!&quo...
quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
"I hit him in the nose with a newspaper and sent him to bed with no Kibbles N Bits.&quo
William Safire's Rules for Write
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used.
Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects....
She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking innerproduct.
As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face....
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated.
She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative terms that he was be...