An attractive woman walked into an elevator in a Manhattan office building and found herself alone with Donald Trump.
As the elevator began to rise, she turned to him and said, "You know, Mr. Tru...
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Why was the beer cold? -Cuz it was in the fridge.
What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?).
>What's gross? >Running over a baby.
gt;What's grosser than gross? >Skidding on it. &g
What's grossest of all? >Peeling him off the tire....
The teacher instructed the class to draw a picture from something in the Bible.
As she walked around the room, she noticed one child drawing a picture of a car with 3 faces in it....
quot;Dad! Dad! Was that Dale Murphy that hit that home run?
" "What do you care, Sheldon, you're blind.&quo...
What do you get when you cross a Centipede with a Turkey?
I don't know wither but at thanksgiving Everyone got a Leg!...