Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence
Arriving home early one afternoon, a man found his wife lying naked in the bedroom.
Gazing around, he spotted a pair of bare feet protruding from under the curtains....
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures? Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, &quo...
Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest aides, took them to the window and said, &quo
Good morning, Comrade sun." Again the voice boomed, &quo...
What are three words you dread the most while making love?" "Honey, I'm home.&quo
On his honeymoon, an elderly man turned to his young bride, complaining, &quo
Darling, you're gonna kill me. How can I tell if I'm having an or**sm or a heart attack?...
You know you're having a bad day when the town nymphomaniac tells you she likes you, but just as a friend.
As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects, she pointed to the dining room and said with obvious satisfaction, &quo