How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl? Throw em a basketball.
I don't want to say her men are young, but they keep leaving their mittens behind.
His girl friend is so young she has a Fisher-Price vibrator.
At a busy military airport awhile ago, a small, single-seat jet fighter was taxiing along an access strip prior to take off when it came to an intersection.
Also approaching this intersection from th...
What is smorplay? That's what Smurfs do before they smuck.
What is the definition of EGG HEAD That's what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humty Dumpty!!!!!
I have been smoking EZReader docs!
Care to see my Texas Standing Spitting Worm Little Girl?
WHAT!! Here in my Box! WHERE??????? In this Aquarium... I just cam from the Pet Store!...
Hey Woman Want some Wrinkled Neck Bass? I just caught it at the River.
One girl to another: Hey look a One Eyed Spitting Snake!
The other Girl: Reminds me of when I was a little Girl....