"Mommy, mommy, I hate running around in the same circles!&quo
"Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!&quo
What's the key to survival in the Greek army? Never leave your buddies' behind....
Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because he heard the Colonel does chicken Right!
Or why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get away from the ethopian!
Honk if you're Horns Busted!
Great Beer Bellies are made not Born!
How do Aggies have Sex? They Exchange underwear!
In Greece how do they seperate the Men from the Boy's? With a Crowbar!
What's the perfect gift for a dead baby? A dead puppy.