Doctor Visit An Old Lady Came Into Her Doctor's Office And Confessed To An Embarrassing Problem.

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An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Blake, but
they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been
here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Jacobson. Take these pills three
times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Jacobson marched into Dr. Blakes office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is
worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now
they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Jacobson," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that
we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."