A Man And A Woman Were Pulled Over By A State Trooper.
A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH."
Man: "No, I wasn't, I wass only going 55 MPH".
Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?&quo
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when he's drunk!...
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
"ArcSinh!" she gasped.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
"Never!!" gasped Polly.
A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants to buy a condom.
The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10.&quo...
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....