How Do You Stop Five Blacks From Raping A White Girl? Throw Em A Basketball.
How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?
Throw em a basketball.
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty stores.
How do you brain wash an italian? Give him an enema....
I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
Q: How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you? A: Marry her.
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
charging elephants How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
You take away their credit cards....
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.
Q: How do you tell a polish ladder from a normal one?
A: Polish ladders have "STOP" stenciled at the top....
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on his bed? A: Glue "Velcro" to the ceiling.
How do you save a drowning laywer? Throw him a rock.