Quot;Doctor, It's My Husband -- I Think He Needs Psychiatric Help.
"Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Well, he pees in the swimming pool."
"Look, Mrs. Jones, EVERYONE pees in a swimming pool!"
"Yeah, but from the HIGH DIVE?!?"
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
"Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
"i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!&quo...
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
"ArcSinh!" she gasped.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
"Never!!" gasped Polly.