Quot;But Eddie," The Teacher Said, "nobody Knows What God Looks Like.
"But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"
Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
quot;OK, welcome to Heaven Lady Di!", said St.
Peter. Dolly was taken back aghast, "But what about *THESE*?...
"ArcSinh!" she gasped.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.