What's The Difference Between The Panama Canal And Za Za Gabor?
What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Za Za Gabor?
One's a Busy Ditch and the others a ......
Q: What's the difference between the Panama canal and Miss America?
A: The Panama canal is a busy ditch....
What's the difference between the Suez Canal and Leona Helmsley? The Suez Canal is a busy ditch.
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . ....
A man, a plan, a canal; Panama?
A man, a plan, a cat, a canal; Panama?
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal--Panama!