There Once Was A Yellow Toad. He Was A Very Unhappy Toad Because He Had No Friends.

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There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had
no friends. Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him
brown, except for his private parts. When queried, the magician said,
For that you must see the Wizard; I never have much luck with those."