Unknown How Are Men Like Noodles? They Are Always In Hot Water, They Lack Taste, And They Need Dough.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
Men Are Like... Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion....
Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
We need strong men like Muhammed Ali
All You'll Ever Need to Know About Marriage: ** Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
** Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age....
Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste.
Hot water Heaters: Hot water needs heating?
Hot water heaters? Hot water needs heating?
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100. Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out Soups Dropped Egg Soup....