There Were These Two Peanuts Walking Down The Street And One Was Assaulted.
There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was
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They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them....
I saw 2 peanuts on the street. One was a salted!
Two women were walking down the street. One nudges the other and says, "There's my husband coming out of the florist's with a dozen roses.
Damn!! That means I'll have to keep my legs up in the air for three days!...
molecules Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!...
These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across this frog.
The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man....
Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get shit-faced?...
Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman walking towards them.
The first lawyer says, "See that woman, boy would I love to screw her....
A man was walking down the street dragging his left foot behind him.
Coming in the opposite direction he saw a man walking toward him who also was dragging one of his feet behind him as he walked....