"What Order Are You?" The Brute Demanded.
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
quot;Dad! Dad! Was that Dale Murphy that hit that home run?
" "What do you care, Sheldon, you're blind.&quo...
What are three words you dread the most while making love?" "Honey, I'm home.&quo
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!&quo...
quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
I can see your angles have lots of Secs.&quo...
Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...